Heather Joy Is Your May Flower/jGrrl Of The Month

No way! We were totally just talking about Heather Joy the other day when she was banging Erik Everhard, and now here she is, the marvelous mammary-flashing monarch of May, our newest jGrrl. Gosh, pornstars move so fast, don't they?

In addition to all the lovely pictures you see below, Juliland sent over a bunch of Heather Joy's quotes in order to get us acquainted with the new boss lady's sense of humor. They say she's both a Los Angeles and a Brooklyn native (Heather Joy is really a two-person Voltron) and she describes herself as "a literary elitist, self defeatist, erratic, problematic, and a terrible rhymer."

On the topic of oral sex: "Believe it or not, I prefer receiving rather than giving, perhaps because I'm lazy. I'm also not that big of a fan kissing because I feel that spit should be saved to use in more exciting places like my vagina."

You hear that? No more kissing ever.

· Enhance your Joy over at Juliland (juliland.com)