Just In Time For Mother’s Day: “Up Her Asshole 2”

Truth is, it's a delicate balancing act we must dance in order to not follow "Just in Time for Mother's Day" with something low class or otherwise off the mark. For example, you'll agree that "Dirtpipe Milkshakes" would just be gross and "Best of Brazilian Transsexuals" would just seem weird. So "Up Her Asshole 2" it is.

Director Mike Adriano has wanted to book Kristina Rose for a long time, so part of their banter includes why it is so hard to land Kristina Rose and what she does in her spare time, if she has any.

"I like taking pictures, hanging out with my friends, and scrapbooking," she says, which is exactly what most moms like to do.

Rose prattles blithely on as Adriano buries his nose in her anus, then puts a speculum there. We couldn't help but reflect that, but for the face in the anus, we had a similar awkwardly breezy conversation with our own moms last week.

We have seen Kristina Rose in so many movies and we know she is a consummate professional. Even in this one, in which both she and Adriano are just getting to know each other, she tries her hardest and brings her A game. A meaning Anal.

With that level of thoughtfulness, we know Rose will use her charm and empathy to wow our mother when they meet each other for brunch on Sunday.

"And what do you do for a living?" our mom will say.

"I'm a vice president in an online marketing firm," Rose will say. "It's about computers."

We owe you one, Kristina.

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