Shower Curtains Are For People Who Don’t Like Big Titties

Maybe we're jumping the gun here. We realize that it's a lot more affordable to section off your shower with a curtain, and there are probably millions of big titty lovers who have them. That being said, if you have the money, get a shower with a glass chamber: you open up worlds of possibilities involving soapy boobs being pressed up against things.

At first, you'll just marvel at the joy of watching your large breasted friend (gal pal, wifey, boob assistant, etc.) steam up the shower while you watch, then you'll flip over the way her breasts flatten against the glass, and finally you'll get to the point when you only care about the patterns that the boobs leave behind. We're on that final level. This woman's boobs remind us of sand dollars. (Or of these asses.)

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