“Cock Addiction” Is Incurable (Not That Anyone Wants To Cure It)

Ann Marie La Sante enjoys a dick now and again, but do we really to brand her with a "Cock Addiction"? Must we be so straightforward? It's not that we dislike transparency in porn titles; it's that we relished the days when we referred to cock addiction as "jonesing for Jack Johnson."

There are a lot of sex euphemisms in the world, but every year there are fewer and fewer of them that make reference to folk rock singer-songwriters, and that saddens us. Still, if we must be direct, we will be direct. Penises and vaginas are going to interact.

And also hands and mouths! Angelina Wilde is sure to get her firm grip and wet lips on Frank Gun's cock to get it as hard as possible before he bends her over the table and fucks her good. It's a very simple scene, but we're still left with questions. Who let them use their restaurant for this scene? Who decided it was ok for Angelina to dig her nails into the table cloth as her pussy drips juices with every thrust from Frank's hips? We ask because we want these people to host a wedding reception--a dirty wedding reception.

Ann Marie La Sante's scene is a little more complex: it appears that she's trying to find the cause of her cock addiction, so she goes to see her gynecologist. Surprisingly, the man whose job involves working with vaginas all day has a pussy addiction, and these two helpless souls end up enabling each other. Ann Marie strips naked for her visit, but the doctor keeps his authority and most of his clothing on, preferring to poke his penis out through his pants. Even when she puts his ass in the stirrups and starts riding him doggy style, he still keeps his shirt, coat, tie, and stethoscope on. What's his deal? Maybe Ann Marie likes a man in uniform? Maybe he's too busy cupping her perfect ass to undress? Addictions have some strange consequences, that's for sure.

As long as nobody is getting hurt and these women are happy, responsible, and socially functional, then we say they should enjoy dealing with "Cock Addiction." Just remember, ladies: those cocks need you more than you need them. Girl power!

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