Hold The Phone! We’re Doing Some Hardcore Fucking Here

Whether it's the front desk calling to say your parents are here or room service saying they can't get in, you must maintain the fucking. You're compelled to. It's the most important part of a hotel stay. All other things can wait.

Seriously, if we were engaged in some rough, hair-pulling doggy, unless the hotel were burning down or something we'd see things through to the end. So, draw the curtains, rip off the comforter (come on, it's only polite), then throw yourselves across that mattress in a celebration of traveljoy and lust. There may be sights to see, but we're willing to be most of them aren't as sweet as that of a turgid cock finding its way into a wet hot pussy.

· my ex ace and me fucking in hotel (xtube.com)