What Do You Wear At A Nudist’s Funeral?

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Nothing! Maybe you should ask Miss Manners before you go to the cemetery or church with your dangly bits hanging out, but we can't see any reason why death would require you to put clothes on. Your birthday suit should suffice for any death day, especially if the dearly departed was a naturist. Plus, nudity and grieving kind of go together; tear off your duds and release your anguish!

Then again, if you're not used to living around nudists, you might want to reconsider going naked to one of their funerals. They've gotten used to ubiquitous boobs and butts, but there's a chance you haven't, and there's nothing more embarrassing than showing arousal at a funeral. Honestly, we feel gross for even writing that down.

· "À dix minutes des naturistes" (imdb.com)