How Much Kinky Biting Is Too Much?

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Biting during sex is awesome. Sure, not everybody likes it, but when you're in a tooth-friendly relationship, and you get to chomping each other in the right spots, you remember why God decided to fill your soft mouth with a bunch of flat rocks. Then again, if you're the kind of person--or demon--who needs to bite, then biting becomes problematic. Wear a mouth guard.

Whenever a vampire (or werewolf, or whatever) is having sex with someone they really like, there's usually a scene like this that involves them overcoming their primal urges to drink blood and eat flesh. The delayed gratification is hot, but we're somewhat tired of this trope. We say the unholy beasts should invent a neck protector that lets them exhaust their jaws without breaking skin. We can call it a "dental dam" and it will be much more accurate (and more often used) than the other object with the same name.

· "Midnight Son" (midnightsonmovie.com)