In “Tits Vs. Ass,” The Winner Is America

Fleshbot West is "vacationing" in Arizona and is amazed by the local rancor over a recent Supreme Court decision. But in the case of "Tits v. Ass," I assure you the healing can begin.

"Some people say you shouldn't mix oil and water," says Alexis Texas. "But when you mix oil and this ass, it's the shit."

Point taken. But this 2-disc compilation is all about Agreeing to Disagree, even with the likes of Ms. Texas. Because every time she emphasizes how great her ass is, we can't help but feel sorry for her breasts, which—in our opinion—are also fantastic and mustn't be left out.

Ditto Phoenix Marie, Shyla Stylez, Naomi, Ava Rose, Kelly Divine, Kristina Rose, and Andi Anderson—maybe their agents, girlfriends, dads, ex-boyfriends, Members of Congress, or whomever told them their asses were their selling points, or their tits, but after a awhile we—to quote "Office Space"—just celebrate the whole catalog.

This is borne out in the fact that the two discs are not arranged according to tits or ass. But I would say that, just by frequency alone, the asses have it.

I'd say that this collection is an all-around triumph, but all these women have great vaginas, too, and no one says shit about those.

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