All Of England Anxiously Awaits The Boob Olympics

The 2012 London Olympics officially begin on Friday! We're so damn excited for the pageantry and the magic and the human spirit triumphing over the flesh! Anyhow, before we start praising the lean, muscular, and sharp bodies that will be competing against each other, we'd like to spend some time admiring the fleshy, curvy, and supple shapes of British lad's mag babes.

Their huge tits might prevent them from sprinting or pole vaulting, but we're happy to watch them stand around in skimpy athletic gear with their sweaty breasts glistening in the fake sunlight. The Boob Olympics aren't competitive, they're cooperative, and it warms our hearts to see these four women from one country come together to comment on each other's cup sizes.