Who Needs Vampires When You Have Cunnilingus And Werewolves?

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Sometimes we forget that "True Blood" is primarily about vampires because we get intensely distracted by what the other mythical beasts are doing. Take Alcide, for example: he's supposed to be training for a big fight against J.D., but his trainer wants to give him a different kind of workout--a naked one. How are we supposed to keep all that Lilith and Sanguinista business straight when werewolves are giving each other head?

This probably isn't the best thing for Alcide before his showdown, but at least he gets a possible girlfriend out of it! So what if his whole clan ends up completely burnt out and addicted to V because J.D. is running everything into the ground? At least he gets to workout with a total babe like Kelly Overton! Our priorities are twisted.

Oh, and guess what the title of this episode was. No really, guess.

It's "Somebody That I Used to Know." As if Gotye hadn't penetrated every other aspect of life.

· "True Blood" (hbo.com)