Don’t Cry, Marie McCray, Everyone Knows “Redheads Are Sexy”

Is there anyone left in the world who doesn't find redheads sexy? We're not saying everybody needs to drool over gingers everyday, but we'd be shocked to meet someone who says they're not down to ogle a few choice babes with orange auras. It takes different strokes to rule the world and not a single one of those strokes ever refused a roll in the sheets with fiery-maned madams.

Now, we're not going to impose some Draconian law on people that states, "Love redheads or die," because that'll never fly and we have no way to enforce it at the moment. Instead, we're going to remind you that redheads are people with orange hair and that it's perfectly natural for a perv your age to feel lust towards these vermilion vixens.

Many a person has woken up in the middle of the night with a big wet spot in their undies and visions of Marie McCray fading from their eyes, and for them, the only way to reduce the frequency of these nocturnal McCraytions is to watch Mr. Pete pound her pussy until her whole body flushes red. It's a beautiful process to behold: Marie gasps as she sits on Pete's cock and she keeps her lips spread wide as she inhales deeply, supplying her body with the oxygen she needs to clench his dick and come. Color blooms from the corners of her lips, she leans forward and allows Pete to pump his hips and bang her from below, and the blush starts working it way down her neck. Watching Marie make it with Mr. Pete is like watching autumn attack a tree with color.

Some people like to divide and rank redheads according to natural hair color, presence of fire crotch, and other factors, and while we don't want to stratify these sweeties, we do want to comment on Ami Emerson's true gingerdom. Her eyebrows and pubic peach fuzz confirm it: her genetics have mingled with that blessed end of the visible spectrum. It's hard to tell if Erik Everhard takes notice of her coloring, but we can easily tell how thrilled he is about her ass--it's muscular yet round, and when he hooks his thumbs around the top of her tush, you can bet that he isn't letting go. Just like Marie, Ami's body shows the path of her blush, dripping from her face down her toned back and kissable tummy; details like these are what make porn exciting for us.

Then again, porn makes porn exciting. Dumb as that phrase may be, we mean it: sometimes there's nothing we want more than Melody Jordan in fancy lingerie, coyly sucking cock as Erik Everhard wraps her ponytail around his fist. Let us not forget that dicks have heads that often get red! Clearly, a meeting of the minds is in order.

If, for some reason, redheads simply aren't your thing, then we apologize for trying to indoctrinate you with redness like the pornographic Cold War villains we are. "Redheads Are Sexy" but that doesn't mean they're made of propaganda.

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