Young Adults These Days, With Their Sex And Their Earbuds

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Honestly, we've never seen anybody--let alone two people--pause sex to put earbuds in and blast techno. However, we wouldn't be surprised if tiny but steady vibrations against your eardrums heightens sexual stimulation or tricks your brain into making your orgasm last longer. Perhaps these horny youths know something we don't!

Or maybe they're just on a lot of MDMA! In that case, yes, they know everything in the world--it's a crazy drug. On another note, every time we see Irvine Welsh's name attached to a movie, it's a drug-heavy movie, and the last two times we've admired his work, characters have been huffing poppers. We're not complaining, we're making observations and getting a little jealous is all.

· "Irvine Welsh's Ecstasy" (imdb.com)