Nasty, Nasty, Nastya Karzan Kills Her Clothing

If there were laws protecting clothing from abuse by humans, Nastya Karzan would most certainly go to prison. Look at her: she pulls her dress down right in front of everybody in broad daylight. How do you think the dress feels about that? One minute it's cradling her breasts, and the next it's scrunched up at her waist while them titties get pressed against a chain link fence. That poor dress.

Nastya is straight up cray. Look at her here, pressing her boobs against a wall; that wall won't love you like we will! Uh, that is, it won't love her like her dress will. This has nothing to do with us, nor the dozens of letters we've tried to send to Ms. Karzan. This is really just about Nastya and the fact that she'll miss us when the sun goes down and her torso gets cold.

· Via Fashionography (fashionography.net)