“More Cola Please” Encourages You To Be Polite To Pornstars/Drug Dealers

We think it's sweet that Digital Playground decided not to name the sequel to "Cola" something boring like "Cola II" and instead went with the charming request of "More Cola Please." What good manners! We can hear BiBi Jones saying it in a coquettish tone or with a husky smolder; it would sound equally sexy being said around Erik Everhard's cock, but Bibi knows better than to talk with her mouth full.

Neither of the two "Cola" films mention what the drug in question is, but certainly the title suggests cocaine. For the purposes of this post, we're going to assume that Cola is literally Coca Cola--or Pepsi, if that's your thing--and that this all takes place in a world where sugary drinks have been outlawed by the government. (If you're living in New York right now, such a world seems to be right around the corner.)

In the last film, BiBi Jones's boyfriend was being hunted by a couple of detectives, but now that he's out of the picture, BiBi has to be extra careful with her business. One of the detectives, Erik Everhard, gets too close to discovering the truth about BiBi, and so she shuts him up by letting him feast on her gumdrop nipples. As much as he wants to keep the streets clean of Mountain Dew and Mr. Pibb, he can't say no to the sweet offering of a young, blonde vixen with her bra pulled asunder and her panties completely missing. BiBi teases Erik by rolling her ass on and off the tip of his cock, making him beg to slip to the rest in; by the time she actually does, Erik has forgotten all about the stash of soda that he noticed in BiBi's boudoir.

Meanwhile, Charley Chase is sitting in prison, taunting the detectives with the fact that she has important information about their case. She refuses to say a single name until they give her what she wants: Steve Holmes. Maybe he's her lover who was also sent to jail, maybe he's just some guy that she heard has a huge dick; her reasons for demanding his dong don't matter. All that matters is when Steve shows up in her cell, he doesn't even have time to kick off his prison garb before Charley attacks, throwing him on her tiny bed and riding his cock. Steve fucks like a jailbird, too: he pushes Charley's face into the cold concrete wall as he fucks her from behind, and he tries to fill his hands with as much flesh as he can--he has to make these moments count! When the come and dust have settled, Charley sings like a canary. But what does she say? Does she point Erik and Manuel Ferrara towards BiBi? Or does she point them down the wrong trail?

Our guess is that Charley sends Manuel to Katie St. Ives and Tristan Kennedy. He thinks he's about to bust a couple of soda dealers, but all he ends up busting is his nut across the faces of two wild and horny females. Katie sits on his mouth, Tristan impales herself on his cock, and Manuel is completely at their mercy. They can do whatever they want with him! And apparently all they want to do is wraps their lips around his shaft, lick each other's butts, and sandwich him between them. As Manuel spoons Katie, Tristan spoons Manuel and rubs on Katie's thighs; this isn't the work of a criminal, this is what sex looks like when everybody's hopped up on high fructose corn syrup.

Oh sure, they're all fun and sexy now, but years of consuming carbonated sugar goop will rot their teeth and leave them diabetic! Let this pornographic fable be a warning to all of you: the only time you should say "More Cola Please" is when you're asking for this movie.

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