“Boobaholics Anonymous 8”: We Admit That We Are Powerless Over Boobs

We think it's sweet of Jules Jordan to try and cure boobaholism by bombarding addicts with rack after back-tiring rack, but we feel like they're not really helping. They ought to accompany every image of giant boobs with a loud buzz or an electric shock, something to draw negative connections to these tig ol' bitties, but no, that's not how they do it. You'd think these people would know how classical conditioning works!

What, are we supposed to get sick of huge tits? Is this coming from the same logic that makes angry fathers force their sons to smoke cigarettes until they puke and never smoke again? We may not have much in the way of nicotine tolerance, but our titty tolerance is stacked high and proud--we could take a pair of G-cups to the face and not feel a thing.

Of course, it's not the cup size that matters; all that matters is the woman behind the boobs. Amber Cox might not have the biggest set of breasts around, but they are shapely and soft with pierced nipples (plus, she looks a bit like Penelope Cruz) and that's enough to get Sean Michaels hard. We're somewhat bummed that this movie came with so few promo pictures, but we appreciate the mystery that it lends to this preview post. Will Amber be able to titfuck Sean? Will his massive cock fit inside her tight twat? How much gagging with his dick induce when it probes the depths of her throat? Answers: she's going to try, she's really going to try, and probably only a little.

The one and only Siri is in this film! We've first met this sweetie in "Big Girls Are Sexy" and we've been smitten with her ever since. What draws us to her? Well, she has some truly killer mammaries happening on her torso, and her curves look so inviting that we're considering purchasing a Time Share on her ass, but we mostly look up to Siri as a cultural icon. She's so very now, you know what we mean? She's a plus-size belle who shares a name with the iPhone wizard and she has a haircut that you wouldn't be surprised to see on a politician. When we watch Tim Von Swine pound her in POV, we feel that we're truly living in the present. We can almost forget about our boobahol addiction!

Uh, anyway, we never said we were boobaholics. This isn't about us. This is about "Boobaholics Anonymous 8," and besides, you're the one with the problem!

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