Tanith’s Titties Will Teach You Some Dating Etiquette

This twenty-something from Bournemouth is pretty insistent that you meet her on the beach in Greece and then take her out for some Greek food, but besides that, she's rather lenient. She doesn't care how you look, what you drink, or even if you fall asleep too early for sex.

Tanith, we appreciate your chill approach to dating, but we could probably use a strict instructor in this arena. We don't have the money to hang out in Greece and when we talk to women, they're not lad mag models who have already graced us with their bare breasts. We need practice, maybe a little pain, and a woman who demands that we recite poetry mid-coitus! (Too revealing?)