“Ultimate Fuck Toy Abella Anderson” Requires Extra Adult Supervision

The back of the box calls Abella Anderson "The hottest Latina model in the history of porn" and we feel the need to take that hyperbole down a peg or two. Is Abella Anderson a cutie? For sure. Is she the hottest Latina model in the history of porn? Perhaps not. Should you always handle her while wearing goggles and gloves? Yes, because no matter how she compares to other pornstars, she has a volcanic body and you do not mess with this missy's magma.

Little know fact: you can hold magma back with nothing more than fishnet stockings. Isn't that neat? Abella's ass stays right in place. Be sure to try this for yourself the next time you're balls-deep in the fiery bowels of the Earth.

Speaking of relative depth, let's talk about how Jules Jordan--the man, not the company--is deeply in lust with Abella. The man has three separate scenes with her in this film, and he slips his cock in her ass every time! It's a hat trick of ass sticking; who else can boast of accomplishing such a feat? It's hard for us to say which tryst of theirs is our favorite, but we're going to call it a tie between the scene in which Abella wears a black bowtie with lacy stockings and the scene in which she's matched her eyeshadow to her clownfish-colored pumps. You know how we do: we like it when anal sex is accompanied by smart fashion sense.

Of course, there's no hotter fashion right now than goggles and gloves (call it CDC chic), and Criss Strokes and Voodoo can be seen modeling this style as they each blast rope after rope of baby oil on Abella's ass. Some people think the gloves are excessive here because there's no fisting and only lots of spitroasting, but you haven't lived until you've heard the sound of baby blue latex bouncing off Abella's shiny butt with a well placed spank. Believe it or not, it's that sound that makes Voodoo and Criss come buckets all over Abella's cute face. (All that oral sex she was giving probably helped, too.)

If you don't want to get your "Ultimate Fuck Toy" all oily, that's perfectly fine, because Abella is equally fun for sweet, snuggly sex. Her scene with, uh, some guy who looks like Bill Bailey mixed with Viggo Mortensen is a perfect example of the intense, intimate, one-on-one wonders Abella is capable of: she rides his fat dick and throws her head back so that every time she slams down it sends shocks up her spine, she nuzzles Bill's cheek as he spoons her, and she even tickles his balls as she jerks the last drops of jizz from his quivering cock.

You see, Abella didn't get called the "Ultimate Fuck Toy" for no reason. She earned this honor by being versatile, creative, and above all, super fucking nasty. Congratulations, Abella Anderson!

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