“Home Wrecker 3”: Who Needs Rent Control When You Have Jesse Jane’s Vagina?

So you're worried about your rent going up when you renew the lease, these things happen. All you need to do is put a little polite pressure on your landlord; have Jesse Jane press her breast against his thigh as she crawls across his lap, and not only will your rent stay the same, but you might even get free utilities!

That little trick isn't the only reason why guys always compete to have Jesse Jane as their roommate: she's cleanly, she takes quick showers, she always pays her share on time, and there's a huge chance you'll fall in love with her and spend every other night curled up outside her door like a lonely puppy. It's happened to quite a few guys before.

And it's about to happen to Erik Everhard and Nacho Vidal. These "bad boys" (that's what the box calls them) are looking for a sexy new roommate--someone they can hang with, drink with, and possibly hook up with--but since the interview process involves meeting cute girls and banging them, they're not exactly itching to fill the position right away. That all changes when Jesse shows up. She screws the guys separately and gives them a glimpse of what everyday life would be like with her around. Erik finds a woman whose round ass fits perfectly in his lap and is able to take his thick cock. Nacho finds a woman whose face her has no urge to step upon. It's a love triangle!

For real though, Nacho Vidal is always stepping on ladies' faces. Holly Michaels comes over to check out their place, and she's all giggly and excited when Nacho answers the door in his easily-removed sweatpants, then suddenly she's on her knees, getting her hair pulled and her mouth pushed down on Nacho's muscular dick. Don't worry, the lady loves that rough stuff. In fact, Holly looks happiest with Nacho's metatarsus on her jaw: her face is flushed pink, her toes are curled, and her pussy is full of raw, throbbing, Vidal meat. At another point in the movie, Nacho plays leapfrog with Charley Chase and puts his entire foot on her face while laughing derisively. We can't imagine this helps the roommate hunt.

Manuel Ferrara is also looking for a roomie, but his pursuit seems much easier: Riley Steele shows up, they spoon naked on his couch a little, and then she moves in. What makes it so simple for them? Perhaps Manuel saw watched Riley when she was on "The Girl's Guide to Depravity." That show definitely made us want to cohabitate with her.

You know what the cutest thing about "Home Wrecker 3" is? It pretends that sleeping with your roommate(s) is a good idea. Oh, Digital Playground, you're so naive; may your fantasies always stay this pure.

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