Lingerie Models Robbed Of Their Nipples And Vulvas

Well this is different. Jane Pain, a luxury lingerie brand from Spain, recently put out two-page ads featuring models wearing underwear that doesn't cover up their naughty bits, but all nipples have been removed from the pictures and their nether regions rest right where the page folds, so you can't actually see anything. The ad's slogan is, "What you can't see is all you want to see." Brilliant stuff!

We're used to being denied visual access to these parts--whether it's through airbrushing or conveniently placed hands--and now that the boobs and bottoms are technically in full view, our brains are struggling to come up with reasons why we can't see what we want! Curse these Barbie bodies and the headaches they've given us.

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