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Sinn Sage and Misty Stone are dorm mates who love each other as only true besties can, but cohabitation is always challenging and tensions will arise. Lord knows what sets them off this time--maybe Sinn drank all of the milk, maybe Misty bought the wrong kind of toilet paper--but they reach a point where nothing will dispel the anger between them except a bunch of cunnilingus. When Misty sinks her teeth into Sinn's nipple, it's like release valves open in both of their hearts; Sinn gets the sweet pain rushing through her body and Misty gets to a unleash a taste of her wrath in a constructive and panty-wetting way. Seeing Sinn rim and finger her friend at the same time makes us wish that we had sought out more pleasant avenues of conflict resolution in college that didn't involve putting the Sharpie to drunk roomies.

Celeste Star is a cool and confident lady, but she doesn't feel comfortable at work because she's intimidated by her boss, Jade Nicole. It's understandable--Jade is tall, gorgeous, has an ass like whoa, and we all get freaked out by authority figures--but not healthy or productive, so they need to find common ground. As it turns out, they both love eating pussy. What a coincidence! We don't know how the subject is approached, but we'd like to think Samantha Ryan just blurted out, "I think sucking your clit would be beneficial for the company and would also taste good." For real, how could Jade Nicole not taste amazing?

We can all learn something from "Lesbian Beauties 8," we're just not sure what it is at the moment. Maybe it's that you should be open to new experiences in the workplace? Or maybe you should only live with people who you're willing to bang when stupid fights flare up? We'll get back to you on this.

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