Terrific Tumescent Tutelage In “Cougars, Kittens, And Cock 2”

There comes a time when seasoned pornstars must pass the torch to the younger crowd and teach them what they know. It's a special occasion, sacred even, and should not be interrupted for any reason. However, sometimes it's fun to throw a dick in the mix and see what happens.

Orgasms! Lots of orgasms for everyone all over the place! Cooperation! Goals get achieved, couches get stained, faces get anointed with sticky white wisdom, and another generation of pornstars learns how to pave the way for those who come after them/on them.

Brynn Jay has never had sex with a boy on camera before, so if she's going to tackle the terrible (in the Ivan the Terrible sense, which is a good thing) Erik Everhard, she's going to need help. Enter Tory Lane: one of the nastiest babes to ever break hearts in Porn Valley. She puts Brynn on a leash to keep her close and slips a neon green thong on her ass to draw Erik's eyes down to her twat, and slowly but surely, she impales her young protege's face on Erik's turgid cock until the tip is tapping at the back of her throat. Brynn is a natural at this business, playing with Erik's balls as Tory serenades his glans with her tongue, and her hard work earns her a splash of semen across the cheek. Mazel tov on completing your first boy-girl scene, Brynn!

Even girls who are relatively comfortable banging dudes on camera can use a little guidance now and then; such is the case with Anikka Albrite (whose name is never spelled the same way twice). Julia Ann shows her how to handle the fat black cock of Marc Anthony with love and affection and an ample amount of spit. He's supposed to be a famous rap star and she his personal assistant, but we don't need any of that nonsense getting in the way of the blowjob sandwich they give him. On another note, we give them massive props for the pillow arrangement that allows Anikka to ride cowgirl and bury her face in Julia's pussy at the same time. Playing with levels is some advanced pornstar knowledge, and we guarantee that Julia dropped it. (Ed. note: we can't really guarantee that.)

The scenario for Tanya Tate and Maddy O'Reilly's scene is that Maddy is dressing skankily and Tanya wants her to know that doing so has consequences. Is that a whiff of slut shaming we detect? We maintain that Maddy has the right to dress however she pleases without worrying about how men around her will react, but nonetheless, Tanya chokes her while Michael Stefano pounds her pussy from behind. Later, Maddy is made to sit with her open mouth at Tanya's ass while Michael climbs his way to climax, so he may immediately jizz down her throat. We imagine this all would've happened even if Maddy were wearing a big, baggy jumpsuit.

All this torch passing in "Cougars, Kittens, and Cock 2" makes us wonder why nobody ever bothers to train the cocks on camera. Don't they need guidance, too? Double standards, yo.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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