Ain’t That America: Kelly Shibari Gets “Overloaded”

When the Japanese Women's Soccer Team won a match, or a game, or a tourney, or whatever gets won in that sport, Kelly Shibari decided to throw a blowbang.

"When I masturbate," the Japanese-Irish BBW says in the all-inclusive "Kelly Shibari Is Overloaded," in which she is served up like a buffet, "I masturbate to group scenes."

A group scene is where we found Shibari two Augusts ago on a 103-degree day in Downtown L.A. She had posted an ad for "mopes"—those men who arrive on the sets of gangbang or blowbang videos and have sex for little or no compensation other than the thrill of getting jerked off in a room with a dozen of their new friends. Several showed up, including a man from Washington State wearing a Ron Paul t-shirt.

Doctor Paul did not show up, as Shibari was wearing gym shorts throughout (attendees would have to get their kicks above her waistline that day).

It was a pleasant afternoon, watching Shibari manipulate or fellate men of non-porn-standard body types to release on the canvas of her chest.

"I like chubby men," she told me.

"Let me step out for some butter," I said.

When the big group exercise was done, Shibari waited a day or two and invited one of the attendees, Jake, over for a more intimate threesome with her partner, veteran pornographer Tim Von Swine.

At first Jake wears a Lone Range mask, but within seconds he takes it off. He has nothing to hide, nor do Kelly or Tim. The three proceed to have very accessible sex.

While America is wobbling between the notions of Fat Acceptance, Sexual Agency, and the Obesity epidemic, these three were just having porno sex. They did it in a way that made me think of the fun you can have if you take a Build Your Own Computer or Home Brewing class at your local adult education facility.

"You know," you are surprised to hear yourself saying, "this is pretty good beer!"

Shibari wraps it up with a bona fide gangbang a little bit later.

"Baby, thank you for helping us empty our bags," says Tim lovingly.

There are no theatrics (save for the guy wearing the cat ski mask) like piledrivers, just men with a Body Mass Index more in line with the national average fucking a woman who likes it that way.

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