And They Called Them “Cock Pigs”

I ask you: is there anything sweeter than two naked post-coital women gazing up at you while lazily twirling their ankles? Well, maybe if they were immediately pre-coital. Still, should call them "Cock Pigs"?

I think anyone in porn would tell you that the best movie pales in sexiness to (some) stars just being themselves. We get a great opportunity to see that with today's feature.

In "Cock Pigs 2," London Keyes and Asa Akira get together as a team of slutty nurses atop the person of Mr. Pete, who ain't complaining. They're all in some kind of HazMat tent on a lambskin comforter, and you can see the sweat flying off them.

Akira and Keyes compete for every last bit of Pete's attention, and it is a good problem to have. It is a great scene with an easy and fun chemistry.

But then director Aiden keeps the camera rolling, and the cast just hang out. Akira sucks off Mr. Pete some more, and they all talk about how goddamn hot it was.

"That was like competitive fucking," says Keyes. "Jesus Christ."

It is sometimes easy to confuse a real love and proficiency for porny sex with a lack of feeling elsewhere. That's why I'm glad for this extra footage. You can be both a cock pig and a delightful human being.

Akira and Keyes are seasoned performers with no porny affectations, and it's so refreshing. When Akira smiles, you know it's because she's having a good time. The two talk about certain directors who may or may not be related by marriage who like poo, and Keyes muses about her period.

"You know that hormonal smell a week before your period, the good one?" she says.

"Ovulation?" Aiden says.

"It's like, meaty?" she says.

"I use birth control," Akira says.

"But still," says Keyes.

If porn is about the fantasy of accessibility, then you can't get more accessible than that. And if there's a consumer out there who gets turned off by that language, maybe he should stay with gauzier fare.

Because Akira and Keyes deliver this interview come-soaked and so sweaty from the scene that their fingers have pruned. They are on their stomachs slowly kicking their legs like they're on the phone to their girlfriends on a Saturday night.

I looks like they're ready to go again. But then the moment is over. Keyes suddenly considers her surroundings.

"I feel like I'm going to get a staph infection if I wait here much longer," she says.

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· Buy "Cock Pigs 2" (tlavideo.com)