Puma Swede: Our Favorite Scenes On Demand!

October 26, 2012
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Despite being a super powerful Swedish MILF, Puma Swede's name actually has nothing to do with the animal (puma, as you know, is another term for cougar, which is what Ms. Swede is). We always thought she named herself Puma after the sneaker, but it turns out it's after the car. We should've known; she's built Ford tough.

1. The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody: We're just so happy that this movie exists. Rachel Love plays Sophia, the oldest of the group, and Puma is her sweetheart. We love that Lee Roy Myers saved Sophia for last since she's the sassiest, and even though Rachel doesn't exactly embody her classic grizzled senior style, she brings an energy to the scene that we always knew was brewing down in Sophia's heart. Puma rubs her big tits all over Love's body, eats her out, and even brings some toys for the finale. Nice detail: they use a lot of lube on the toys. Things can get dry down there, you know?

2. Lesbian Babysitters: Ooh yeah, Puma Swede and Sinn Sage. They seem so different to us--one is a petite nerdy gal from California and the other is a tall and busty bombshell blonde from Sweden--and we never would've thought to pair these ladies together, but they make an exquisite couple in this scene. The clip above shows nothing but moaning and gasping and smooching as they grind themselves into powder on each other's thigh, but we'll be damned if this ain't the hottest frottage we've seen in a long while. And is it just us, or does it sound like they have the same moans? That must mean they love each other.

3. Pretty Filthy 3: These Abigail Productions films are always so visually exciting, and "Pretty Filthy 3" is no exception. Madison Scott sits on top of a TV with her legs tightly bound to it with layers and layers of plastic wrap, and Puma Swede stalks her slowly, smoking a cigarette and staring her down. She touches up her lipstick before touching Madison, and she draws on the captive cutie with the lipstick, too. When she cuts the plastic off her legs, it's only to put it on her face, and then she runs a lightbulb over Madison and... Oh yeah, there's sex, too! Yeah. They totally touch each other's vaginas and stuff.

4. Mother Lode: Yes, Puma does bang boys every now and again, and we thought we'd show you just how spectacular her cock sucking skills are with this clip. Look at the way her head bobs to and fro, the way she swishes Johnny Sins's dick around her mouth while cupping and massaging his balls, and how she doesn't let any of that precious spit go to waste. Really, she's not even taking it that deep down her throat, but her techniques are so damn tantalizing that it doesn't matter. And the titfucking? It's barely an effort for her, but she enjoys every second of it.

5. Femdom Ass Worship 6: Puma's landlord, Tom Dong, is pissed off because she's running a brothel/casino/drug den out of his place, but Puma doesn't take crap from anybody, so she pulls her thong to the side and sits on his face. Conflict: resolved, but that doesn't mean Puma is done with him. She smears his mouth with lipstick, puts a wig on him, and makes him lick every last centimeter of crack on her ass. Before he knows it, Puma is jerking out the last of his come onto his own stomach and he's agreed to be one of her hookers. What have we learned? Never ask Puma to sign a lease.