“Cute & Curvy” Vicky: Comfort Sex for Dark & Stormy Sandy

Porn Valley sends what relief it can to our East Coast friends. No wizened and taut piece of sex jerky will do when you're hunkered down against Sandy. Instead, here's Vicky Vixen with her own Con Ed explosion.

DreamZone's "Cute & Curvy" (directed by Vivid emigre B. Skow) is a great, rolling care package for those of you stuck in your haunted farmhouses and fifth-floor walkups. Yes, you've stocked up on Fluffernutter and Bailey's, but have you really thought about what porn you should have? In addition to Miss Vixen offering her rolling landscape to an appreciative Lee Stone, we have Fleshbot staple Siri doing that thing where she mashes up (your) penis between her breasts like she's muddling ingredients for a hot cocktail.

Transplanted East Coasters and hurricane survivors as we are over here, we know the giddy feeling of being temporary shut-ins—provided we are safe otherwise. And in such situations no bag of bones will do. There's no safety in a knobby-kneed minx with a great rack and artificial lips—that's for Halloween. No, you need someone who generates her own heat.

We wish you the best as you ride out the storm, and we'll see you on the other side.

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