Is That A Missile In Riley’s Pussy Or Is It “Mandingo Massacre 6”?

That ain't no sidewinder, it's "Mandingo Massacre 6," the latest film of a series that we try ever so hard to portray in a peaceful light. It's like, you know his penis brings pleasure, we know it, everybody knows it, but you can't look at that dong of his without seeing a weapon. It's like the Monolith from "2001: A Space Odyssey."

It's a tool of inspiration and evolution. Our ancestors saw the Monolith and were inspired to invent tools and weaponry. Riley Reid saw Mandingo's Monolith and was inspired to put it down her throat. That doesn't sound like new behavior for Riley, but hey, it's the first time she's dealt with such a dick, so we consider that a great leap forward for humanity.

The back of the box says that Riley "might be Mandingo's toughest fit" and while we don't disagree with that, we wonder how their math produced such a statement. Do Jules Jordan's copywriters keep handy numbers about the width and depth of every performer's pussy? If so, can we get a copy of it? We feel unprepared to discuss the ways in which Riley readies herself to take Mandingo's meat, for while we can clearly see her sucking and slobbering on it, it looks like she's only getting a sixth of it down her throat, and that leaves a lot of shaft dry. How will she handle the rest? We don't know the mechanics involved, but we know that Riley is no quitter, and if you look at the picture in which she's in his arms being fucked in mid-air with half of his cock inside her, you'll see a little rainbow in the corner. Trick of the light? Nope, that's just Nature giving them a thumbs-up.

We don't know if Rayveness and Mandingo have ever worked together before, but they're a match made in heaven. She grips that dick with pride in her eyes and her teeth ferociously bared, for Rayveness knows that only her primal side will conquer that cock. She turns off her human and mammal brain, leaving only the lusty lizard alive inside her, and then she sits taking every last inch of dong deep in her pussy. The only thing that can break the spell is when Mandingo teases her with his tip resting on her clit. Oh, Mandingo, however do you drive that stretch limo with such precision?

Practice, it must be practice, and Mandingo can only get better as he dicks down one dame after another in "Mandingo Massacre 6." Even if his cock doesn't help us discover space travel, it's already done so much for this world.

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