Front TV’s Halloween Is All Titties And No Terror

Last year, Front TV had not one but two different videos starring Sabine, and she was wearing werewolf masks, summoning evil spirits, getting caught by doppelganger demons in the mirror, and showing her tits. Now Front TV has cut everything but the tits. It's pretty badass, but you know, it ain't scary.

Then again, there's nothing really scary about Halloween except mass alcoholism and the stuff they put in candy (high fructose corn syrup, not razor blades and poison), so that makes this video season appropriate. And even in the absence of traditionally frightening imagery, there's something about this video that makes us apprehensive. Will Danielle, Byrony, and Gabriella come to your house tonight and haunt you? God, we hope so, and we're going to spend all night saying their names while staring in the bathroom mirror until they get here.

If that doesn't work, we can always booty call Bloody Mary.

· Front TV (frontarmy.com)