“Rump Raiders” Have It Way Better Than Trump Raiders

If there's anyone whose rump deserves a good raiding, it's Skin Diamond. She's fun and flossy and frisky and has strange Asian-influenced lingerie! Donald Trump, however, does not deserve any sort of raiding; it's his own responsibility to take those sticks out of his ass.

And besides, we don't think Toni Ribas and Mr. Pete would be up for handling Trump's tushie. That's not in their job description, and it would be a tragic waste of their talents. Rump Raiders, like the Butt Besiegers before them, are specially trained to get all up in your business and go deeper than ever before in order to search for that elusive and valuable treasure: pleasure.

Brave raiders Toni Ribas and Mr. Pete must team up to tap Skin Diamond's derriere, for although this cum-hungry quarry is willing to let the boys in her backdoor, she tries to distract them with her mouth and pussy, too. For the most part, they keep her happy while they work with a firm spitroasting on the couch, but before long, Skin demands to be doubly penetrated, and only when she feels completely full of cock does she let them raid their hearts out. For her cooperation, she is thanked for a jet of jizz to the shaved side of her head. Seriously, the sight of semen sprayed across her scalp is absurdly sexy to us.

Elsewhere, Sheena Shaw warms her ass by an open fire. Could there be anything more enticing? Imagine being Erik Everhard: you come home to your big fancy house, you look for your lover, and when you find her, she's on all fours in front of the fire with her tights pulled down by her thighs and her rump in the air waiting for your cock. What do you do? What can you do besides treat that butt (and the woman attached to it) like a queen before treating her like a pretzel and finding new inventive ways to piledrive your dick into her butt? For real: what is this position called?

Also in "Rump Raiders": Remy LaCroix gets her tuchus tapped and Melina Mason makes Toni Ribas sweat with her fat ass (and an assortment of healing bruises on her legs which we find oddly sexy). So yeah, don't worry, there's no Trump anywhere.

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