“I Fuck You” — Okay

They're just three little words, yet they're akin to epic poetry to our ears. It's a simple request, really, and one that we're ever willing to respond with an "uh, sure" to. We think a lot of societal mishaps and miscommunications could be avoided if everyone just spoke as simply and directly as this. How refreshing!

If everyone were so candid, we could avoid awkward coffee dates or dinners before getting a couple drinks down and true intentions start percolating up. Or the unfortunate event when you put in the effort to do stuff and then find out the other person thinks y'all's "just friends". So. "I fuck you?" It's a simple question, but it speaks volumes and takes care of business all up and down.

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