Ash Hollywood Is Sun-Glazed Like A Donut Dame

November 28, 2012
OTTIMO-MASSIMO

Golly, doesn't it seem like it's been forever since we've seen Ash Hollywood? To be fair, we wrote about her last month and she was named jGrrl of July, so we know she's around, but it's different when she hangs out with Igor and gets her tits illuminated on a spiral staircase.

And Igor hasn't seen Ash since last year, so he's been missing her something fierce. We're clearly just ripping his emotions and passing them off as our own. We're vampires like that--really boring vampires with blunt teeth and feelings about porn.

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