Room For Rent In India Summer’s Pussy: “The Neighbors 2”

Xander Corvus and Avril Hall have just moved in with India Summer; obviously that means Xander is going to have sex with India at some point. But how does Evan Stone fit into this? Who invited him over to have sex with everything? Why does he constantly play roles like that?

We'd like to believe that Evan Stone always plays Evan Stone in his Mile High Media movies, meaning the guy who repeatedly cheated on his wife with a variety of French exchange students is the same sleazy uncle of Rocco Reed who showed up to bang some babysitter and her best friend.

In this movie, Evan Stone is the nosy neighbor who can tell that India Summer is hatching a scheme that involves her two new housemates. His big heart and thirst for justice leads him to screw Avril Hall's brains out while she's exercising. From the look of things, he rolls up on her out of the blue while she's running on the treadmill (bare-ass naked, naturally) and jams his tongue inside her twat. Her face blushes, her pussy blushes, and those two red lights encourage Evan to throw Avril on a yoga mat, put her knee to her shoulder, and dip his long dick inside her. That's how Evan keeps the peace in his neighborhood.

Of course, that may be revenge sex for the way Xander screwed Evan's daughter, Lily LaBeau. How does Xander so quickly get in the pants of his neighbor's offspring? His character's name is Lando, and we bet Lily is a huge "Star Wars" fan, so one thing leads to another and soon she's riding his Y-Wing all the way to Cloud City. One of our favorite things about Lily is the way she furrows her brow when she's having a good fuck, and this picture here is pure XXX facial expression time.

Evan Stone also bangs India Summer in this movie, and that might be the most unexpected pairing of the film. After all, he's supposed to be suspicious of her and has interjected himself into her household just to prevent her plot from succeeding. But what if that's not true? What if Evan and India are working together to exploit Xander and Avril? Hey, all power to them! Evan eats India's pussy like a fucking lion and his breath sends chills down her body as he holds her ankles apart and fucks her hard, so whatever they're doing is cool with us.

But we certainly wouldn't follow their lead. "The Neighbors 2" has taught us that we should stay away from our neighbors' genitals, lest we want to face the wrath of an awkward block party.

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