Who Knew Santa Was An Unstoppable Nudity-Hating Killer?

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What do you expect from a guy who is unwilling to see the subtleties of morality and kindness? He only has two lists, naughty and nice, and that sort of black-and-white mentality can easily lend itself to a murderous rampage through a quiet town. Still, to understand is not to excuse, and the fact that he interrupted Cortney Palm's nude photoshoot means we're officially switching to Chanuka.

Of course, we'd be equally interested to see the Jewish version of this Christmastime horror film. What would the villain be? A giant latke? A dude who bludgeons people with dreidels? A haunted synagogue where people get turned into gelt--we're picturing one giant piece of chocolate with a dude's agonized face popping out of it like Han Solo in carbonite.

Anyway, weird fact: Malcolm McDowell is in this movie, and not in any small way, he's the sheriff of the town.

· "Silent Night" (imdb.com)