Are You Wearing Any Panties, Jerry Hall?

Signs point to no--our eyeballs point to no--but we're willing to be wrong. Perhaps Jerry Hall is sporting a unique design on her panties that just happens to look a whole lot like curly pubic hair. That wouldn't be too strange, would it? Fashion is freaky like that.

We could totally see Tom Ford coming out with panties that look like pubes and a bra that looks like nipples or something. Maybe the bra could be fake chest hair! "Where's the market for that?" you ask. "Everywhere," we respond, "but maybe the queer porn community would be the first to give it a spin."

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)