Amanda Seyfried Signs Autographs With Her Nipple

Old and busted: celebrities writing their name on your boobs. New hotness: celebrities writing their name with their boobs. Amanda Seyfried has shown us the light--her nipple--and the dynamics between famous actors and their fans will never be the same. Now all she needs is a portable ink well that's nip-sized.

Do you know how hard it is to find an ink well that's wide enough to accommodate a gumdrop nipple in front of a big pillowy breast like that? It's near impossible, and we're pretty sure that Danielle Steele owns them all. (Why are we talking smack about Danielle Steele? No idea. One of those days. She had it coming. We're big fans.) Maybe Seyfried will have to stick to signing autographs with rosy Benetint.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)