A “Secret Sleepover” That’s Neither Secret Nor Sleep-Related

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You know what makes sleepovers so great? The lack of sleep! What other youthful institution is named such a blatant lie? (One Direction is neither singular nor direct, so there's that.) When else is it acceptable to wear pajamas with your homies and occasionally slip out of them for naughty games and gossip?

For the record, Fleshbot writers often show up to work in our pajamas. Thinking critically about porn requires ultimate comfort for both mind and body. Of course, we keep it chaste in the office; work comes first.

The same is true for Kayden Kross, a hard-working [something, we have no idea] who's leaving town on a business trip with co-worker Tommy Gunn and leaving Selena Rose in charge of her mansion. Selena is definitely the trustworthy type, for not only is she Kayden's most faithful employee, she's also her closest friend and confidant. For example, when Kayden wonders which of her suitors to pursue, Tommy or Richie Calhoun, Selena pushes her towards Tommy because he's sweet, responsible, good-looking, and also because Richie fucks Selena every chance he gets.

With the boss out of town and the house to herself, Selena decides to host a slumber party with her pals. One thing leads to another, a compliment strikes too strongly, and suddenly Selena has her friends convinced that the sprawling luxurious mansion belongs to her. Oopsie! Oh well, what's a little lie between friends when everybody feels comfortable banging each other in a big fancy house? And did you know that the term "little white lie" has to do with ejaculation?*

Naturally, Selena's pals start pairing off and finding rooms to fuck in, which sort of goes against the whole point of a sleepover, but whatever. Kelly Surfer asks Marcus London to help her get her jammies on, which is a delightfully silly way of asking someone to fuck you. Should we be offended that Digital Playground has the two Brits screwing each other? How can we be mad about anything when Kelly is wearing this shirt? We hope that's part of her pajamas.

Meanwhile, Selena confronts Bill Bailey with a sexy pink teddy/panties combo taken from Kayden's stash and fucks him on a couch--a couch that looks like it will hold jizz stains for decades. He seems to be Selena's true desire, so we're happy that she's able to conquer Bill with this secret sleepover plan. We worry about Bill though; he has a look on his face like he's riding a roller coaster

What will Kayden do when she comes back? Will she find out about the "Secret Sleepover," or will Selena somehow remove all the human tracks from around the house? We could certainly go for a goofy cleaning montage right about now, that'd go down just fine.

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* That, too, is a lie.