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It’s Hard To Fault Someone For Being Weird In Bed

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To a certain extent, everyone is weird in bed. Sex is weird! Still, every now and then a body enters the bedroom, seduces you properly, gets all the juices flowing where they should be, and then promptly does something to lower your erection and raise your eyebrows. Still, Elodie Bouchez is hot, even when she's moaning like a dog with a thorn in its paw.

If we may borrow a few lines from "Dogma":

Bethany: What's he like?
Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.

· "Les kidnappeurs" (imdb.com)