“Anal Students 2”: They Cram For Every Test

People always say that you should slowly fill yourself with knowledge over the course of the semester so that you feel naturally prepared for your big final, but that's academic nonsense. When it comes to carnal knowledge, you have to cram as hard and fast as you can, right up until the test starts (and then you cram some more).

How can you tell you're learning unless you feel the strain of your own being trying to fit large, unwieldy concepts (and cocks) in tight places? It's how you know you're alive! Sure, you may not hold the wisdom for very long, but nobody wants to gape forever.

What's Bailey Blue doing right before Mick Blue starts his exam? She's shoving a fat red butt plug in her behind. It's the smartest way to prepare for his penis, and more importantly, it gets her in touch with the complicated network of muscles that control her sphincter. This is a girl who takes "Know Thyself" to heart, so when she impales herself upon Mick's massive dong, all she has to do is focus on her breathing and her body takes care of the rest. How does Mr. Blue rate Ms. Blue's performance? We're 99% sure that jizz dripping down her cheek says A. (The splotch on her tongue is the +.)

Every class has its teacher's pet, and Dani Jensen is definitely the apple polishing perv in this film. She doesn't just prepare herself with a butt plug, she also gets a mini Magic Wand in on the action and brings herself to orgasm right before Mick's eyes. What does this extra credit earn her? She gets to use the vibrator throughout the rest of her scene! In our minds, that's like giving the girl a calculator during a math final, but we suppose Mick is the kind of teacher who only cares about his students showing their work. Dani is most definitely a showoff, and if that little bit of cheating makes her more comfortable while Mick piledrives his dick into her derriere, then who are we to judge? We're not the College Board, that's for sure.

Before her turn with Mick, Nikita Bellucci warms up with a ridged glass dildo in her ass, which we think is a unique tactic. It doesn't quite expand her ass, but its stiffness and texture seem to overstimulate her anus so that Mick's soft, smooth, and just barely squishy shlong presents can entirely new sensation. Clever girl! While riding reverse cowgirl, Nikita slips a few fingers in her pussy to meet Mick's thrusts and rub the sensitive underside of his cock through her body. It's not quite DP, but it's definitely AP.

"Anal Students 2" is inspirational to both current students and lifelong learners of the real world. This teaches viewers that with enough patience, focus, and dedication, you can grow up to fit a cock in any hole you want!

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