A Real Live Lesbian Takeover

We've all probably wanted to make a little extra scrilla at some point or another. But when mowing lawns seems tedious, selling shoddy crafts on Etsy confounding, and slingin' dope frightening, well, why not rent out your home to a friendly lesbian film crew? What could go wrong? Except for getting sucked into their world?

But, uh, from the looks of it that is a pretty all right fate. In certain circumstances, you may end up better off than before. These lesbians seem to be a pretty friendly bunch, and we're sure they make excellent houseguests. Instead of bringing a bottle of wine for thanks, they give you a million orgasms. That's a pretty fair trade as far as we're concerned.

· Watch Dirty Secrets (theater.aebn.net)
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