We Want To Dine At The Breastaurant On “Dexter”

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To be perfectly honest, we're generally not that keen on fine boob-centric dining; we see breasts all day and it's hard enough knowing how much to tip a fully clothed waiter. That being said, when we see Dora Madison Burge and $2 draft beers every Wednesday we say, "Sign us up."

Sure, Hooters is fun, but it's expensive and, more importantly, it's more of a stretched-shirt restaurant than it is a breastaurant. Also, we need an excuse to say breastaurant a lot more. We'll also settle for breastro (that's like a bistro).

· "Dexter" (sho.com)