We Found Lucy Pinder’s Boobs!

Last month, we stumbled upon a lad mag shoot of Lucy Pinder that (gasp!) didn't include a single shot of Lucy Pinder topless. We were, shall we say, more than a bit confused: how does a magazine known for topless pictures photograph a woman known for topless modeling and neglect to show any topless photos?

Well, friends, we are pleased to report that we've found the answer. It's not that Lucy's anti-toplessness, or even that some foolish photographer neglected to photograph her in all her glory. No, it's merely that none of the topless shots actually made it into the magazine.

Granted, this launches a whole new line of inquiry into why, exactly, Ms. Pinder's pendulous bosom wound up on the cutting room floor. Were the other lad mag models jealous? Was Lucy's bodacious boobage censored by the UK's ill advised "porn ban"? Some other conspiracy we'd have to get really high to dream up? The answer is out there, we're sure. Maybe it'll come to us if we spend a few hours ogling Lucy's boobs.

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