They're just such gregarious little fuckers, those! Or we guess they're actually not little at all. And the conversation is actually pretty one-sided. Because they're silent. Yet we're entranced by their soundless story as much as if Mark Twain himself were spinning a yarn for us. Our response may be something along the lines of, "Uhh -- uhhhh... Whaaaat..." but that's all we can muster if you unleash your tits upon us like this. Yeah, we might not be the most charming chat-mate. But we're great listeners!
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