“Big Anal Asses,” Because Regular Asses Just Aren’t Enough

We have a question for you? What exactly does ‘Big Anal Asses' mean? Like, ok, we get it. Anal asses. Asses that are big and really into anal sex. We already love them. But we talked about it at the office, and the title itself -- literally as a bit of syntax -- is kind of silly.

Call us nerds, but if you're using ‘anal' to modify something, it's usually in relation to something not so obviously, redundantly related to the ass. Webster's defines anal in two ways: of, relating to, situated near, or involving the anus, i.e. an anal fin, or; of, relating to, characterized by, or being personality traits (as parsimony, meticulousness, and ill humor) considered typical of fixation at the anal stage of development, i.e. that girl sure is anal about keeping her anus clean.

We don't fault Hard X, of course. As a matter of fact, we kind of dig it. We definitely appreciate the joie de vivre so present in this celebration of butt sex. The award-winning Mason directs all-stars Christy Mack, Jayden James, Jada Stevens, and A.J. Applegate as they all get their gorgeously curvaceous asses filled with hard dick.

After jacking it a few times, the title becomes something of a winking in-joke. A nudge from the director, as if to say, "You get it. You love it as much as I do." It's funny and fun and damn sexy. So here's to asses being big and anal. Whatever that means.

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