We’ll Skip The Turkey In Favor Of Tits

Don't judge! We've always thought the oft-dry, generally bland poultry meat has been overrated. So instead of chancing it on a likely middling fowl, we'll go for a surefire bet -- a lively, lovely pair of happy, bouncy tits.

This is not to say, now, that we won't gorge ourself on sides. Shovel over the stuffing, the mashed potatoes, the green bean casseroles, the breads. But while we're squinting through festively full, sleepy eyes, you better believe we'll have twirling visions of titties carrying us off to dreamland.

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