Let Your Fingers Do The Talking

When the great Flying Spaghetti Monster created humans, it wisely gave us both genitals for pleasure--and fingers for operating those genitals. Sure, some might get fancy with dildos and toys, but we know that, when there's nothing else around, we'll always have what the good lord gave us--and boy, do we enjoy working with it.

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