A skintensively researched anal-ysis of web data regarding what the whole world is wanking to has confirmed a globe-spanning gluteus truth: we all like big butts and we cannot lie. The most frequently fapped to porn star on the face (and other, hotter organs) of the earth is…
Alexis Texas!
The titanic-tailed Ms. Texas bested 2012 winner MILFalicious Lisa Ann (who took #2 this year) along with numerous Hollywood hotties that were searched for on Porn MD.
From America the booty-ful to rump-loving Russia all the way to the gland Down Under, Alexis Texas repeatedly appears among PornMD's three most searched-for females, often topping the charts (an orgasmically ironic feat for a lovely who's so bottom-heavy).
Sex.com created an interactive global map 'pornfographic' that allows you to explore— country by country, continent by continent, coochie by coochie—which women the entire planet is tracking down for the purposes of getting off.
Click here to sexplore the pornfographic.
Congrautlations, Alexis, on conquering the entire planet Earth by allowing us to explore your cosmically sexy full moon. Long may your regal rump overflow the throne!