Mike Adriano: Slurpy Throatsluts 2 (Evil Angel)

What's a slurpy throatslut to do, but get together with a dozen of her closest and nudist friends to deliver nine come-spewing scenes of oral fixation, slobbery fellation and face fucking. That's just what you'll get and more from director/perv-former Mike Adriano in his Slurpy Throatsluts 2 (Evil Angel), a pornacopia of the kind of sex that make's a mouth water.

Among the deep-throats taking cock in all its hardness is Allie Haze. She's got that girl-next-door quality that makes us want to go next door and fuck. Only we don't have to now, thanks to the horny little devils at Evil Angel who have brought her naked and hot right to our door. Better, she's in our living room with her hungry lips smacking for a cock-fucking.

Are you man enough to give it to her? She's let you watch as she gets her face and pussy coated with wet, gooey semen and spit, and as if that isn't enough to make you love this woman with your hand, she'll spread her legs and buzz that bump with her vibrator until she comes buckets. Hope you have a mop. Mike saves this babe for himself. It's good being the director.

He's taking all the fine young things for himself. Well, he is getting paid for it. And yes, he has a big cock...we meant to say heart, and directs in such a way that it looks as if that your penis and balls getting the tongue shining.

What's that, you say, how is this possible? Just a little technique he calls POV. No, that doesn't stand for Penis On Vagina, though it could. For our purposes here, it's point of view. So what, you say, everyone has their own point of view. True. But here the camera is focused so close on the girls body parts you'll be confused where your hand ends and their mouths begin. It's the closest we've come to virtual reality.

Another hottie who'll burn you up in all the right places is the barely 20-year-old African-American Chanell Heart who goes the extra mile to service Mike's his balls and asshole. Here's a factoid for the trivia hounds out there: Mike's soppy semen is the first load this newby has ever swallowed. We're not sure if that's on screen and off, but we're getting off just thinking about it.

What about blondes, you say? Blondes have more fun, you say. Do you ever say anything that isn't a cliche? Okay, okay. Sure, everyone loves blondes. This scene has three. How's that? Cali Carter, Jenna Ivory and Tiffani Taylor have surrounded Mike. One has his right ball, another has his left ball and the lucky girl in the middle is choking on his tube steak. And she's a vegetarian! Well, we don't know that for a fact, but it kind of turns us on to think so. One thing is for sure, after Mike blows his load, these three blonde chicks play a game of catch with his semen with their mouths. Delicious.

Okay, we can hear you complaints. What about more diversity? How about a slender, natural-bodied Chinese beauty named Alina Li? When she makes eye-contact with the camera you'll come even if you just did. She likes scrotum, and suck and slobbers all over it like she was drowning and his balls were filled with oxygen.

Marry Lynn and Scarlet Red are glamorous-but-all-natural Colorado girls, and you know what? They're real-life friends to boot, but not they're not wearing boots. That's okay, they got into porn together, but Mike's is the first cock they've shared. So raise your cock to this remarkable moment and rain a one-cock salute over their heads giving head.

Another curvy blonde shows up. Her name is Sarah Vandella and she's a happy, sexy slut with a deep-throating technique the would wow the ghost of Linda Lovelace to spin around in her grave and attempt to learn this glorious talent while practicing on the corpses in the cemetery buried besides her.

If that's not enough to get you erect, then what the hell are you doing reading this when you should be buying Mike's Slurpy Throatsluts 2 right now. Try it, you'll like it.

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