Flaxen fascist Kitty Blair does exude the classically Nazi concept of the Aryan ideal: she's blonde, she's blue-eyed, she's hard-bodied, and she's eager to use her erotic charms to convert comers to the cause of Germany's extreme right-wing National Democratic Party.
As the face (and other organs) of the NDP, all was goose-stepping along just grandly for Fraulein Blair until some brown-shirted buzzkills discovered her 2013 bukake opus, Kitty Discovers Sperm.
Therein, this ebullient embodiment of Bavarian womanhood "betrays her race" (as outraged NDP reichmarshalls put it) by opening her Berlin sugar-walls for orgasmic stormtrooping by at least one ball-sack bombardier who happened to be black.
Until this revelation, Blair—whose real name is Ina Groll—had enjoyed being the totalitarian toast of the beer hall putsch brigade by standing outside polling places in outfits decidedly sexier than a traditional dirndl or lederhosen and encouraging men to vote, bratwurst-first, for NDP candidates.
Alas, Kitty's ambitions to be the new Eva Braun went the way of Hitler mustaches as a fashion statement after outraged Fourth Reich hopefuls came across her interracial intercourse on camera and posted a Facebook page calling for her to be blitzkrieged out of the bunker.
So can Kitty soldier on in porn sans ties to the SS? Did that black dude know he was launching a load for liberty across Kitty's kisser? And most importantly: can't we all just get it on?
Kitty Blair porn images: John Thompson Video on Demand
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