For a mere 3,500 rubles (about $113 American), a class called "The Art of Oral Sex" promises to educate the female population of Moscow in the fine points of arousing and discharging a penis-and-testicles set by way of a wet, happily hard-working mouth.
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According to the Russian news site In Serbia, instructors illuminate all paying comers in hard-on hoovering maneuvers by using dildos both on table tops and adhered to mirrors so that open-jawed students can monitor their own (and their classmates) progress.
Jack-off and ball-cupping expertise is also emphasized, along with the one-lick trick of blowing a condom onto a boner.
"Our goal is not only to teach the standard and advanced techniques of oral, classic and anal sex," states an ad for the seminar, "but to teach you in fully how to use the erotic potential both your own and your partners."
Check out these reportedly legitimate photos of students of The Art of Oral Sex. They're all pretty hot. Could these be what the actual students look like? And if so, how much more does it cost just to watch them deep throat rubber dongs? Either way, we're suckers for this particular batch of suckers.
Art of Oral Sex pics: Big Ru
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