SNOW WHITE XXX: Trailer for New Axel Braun Porn Parody; Plus: Fairy Tale Porn Classics

Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Porn Parody (Wicked Pictures) stars Riley Steele as the pure-hearted princess who gets up to impure intercourse and Jessica Drake who tears down the screen and takes on all comers as the wicked Queen.

The epic production the esteemed suck-and-fuck send-up director's take on Hollywood's "dark" and ostensibly more grown-up versions of classic fairy tales such as Red Riding Hood (2011) with Amanda Seyfried and, of course, Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) with Kristen Stewart.

"I'm really, really proud of how Snow White turned out," director Axel Braun said. "It's dark, sexy and awesomely epic, if you ask me. Jessica is beyond incredible as the Evil Queen. I honestly believe people will be shocked at how good she is at being bad. And Riley as Snow White is simply the embodiment of everybody's sexual fantasies."

"It's so cool," Riley gushed in response, "it's like the best movie ever! I hate to sound redundant, but I am so excited about Snow White XXX that I can't help telling all my fans every day how awesome it is, and how much fun I had shooting it. I just can't wait for it to come out, so that everybody can see what all the buzz is about!"

"Playing the Evil Queen in Snow White XXX was amazing," Jessica told the press. "I'm not usually evil by nature, so it was quite a challenge to play such an irredeemable character, but my love of acting made it lots of fun! The wardrobe definitely helped, and Axel's obsessive attention to detail was a precious tool for me to capture all the nuances of the role."

Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody hits DVD April 23, 2014.

In the meantime, let's look back on some other classic fairy-tale-themed porn productions.

Hardcore Hits:

ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1976)

Playboy Playmate Kristine DeBell goes hardcore in a cult crossover musical hit that actually played neighborhood theaters and local drive-ins in an R-rated cut alongside its full-penetration, cum-shot XXX incarnation at the usual adults-only venues. Alice lived on as a midnight movie alongside its creators' previous jugs-and-nuts juggernaut, Flesh Gordon(1974), while Kristine became a mainstream actress, playing one of the cutie-pie camp counselors in Meatballs (1979).

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ONCE UPON A GIRL (1976)

Mother Goose stands trial for obscenity. Presented as evidence are full fucking hardcore cartoons of her classic stories. In full matronly drag as Mother Goose is character actor Hal Smith who—prepare yourself—is best known for playing Otis, Mayberry's town drunk on The Andy Griffith Show. Surprisingly fluid and sexy animation serves to hammer home how bizarre the entire undertaking is, particularly when considering that it played in porn theaters.

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7 INTO SNOWY (1978)

A swingin' 70s update of Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, Snowy (Abigail Clayton) is a swingin' San Francisco chick tormented by her gorgeously torpedo-titted stepmother Theodora (Kay Parker) in pursuit of being the answer to the question, "Who's the sexiest of them all?" After a nasty bit of business with mom's wicked chauffeur (Paul Thomas), Snowy indulges in a lesbian threesome and bangs a "Magnificent Seven" succession of cocksmen (none of whom are dwarfs—in any department).

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Softcore Savories

CINDERELLA (1977)

Sexy drive-in movie superstarlet supreme Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith (The Swingin' Cheerleaders, Massacre at Central High) gorgeously and wittily embodies the title character in a great, rousing R-rated musical that's funny, freaky, and very, very fucking hot.

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EROTIC ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO (1971)

"It's not his nose that grows!" teased the tagline of this soft-sex curiosity. Amidst odd storybook sets, Pinocchio (Alex Roman) contends with all manner of cult movie goddesses filling out (and taking off) physique-expanding temptresses, including Monica Gayle (The Stewardesses, Switchblade Sisters) as his comely creator, Gepetta; Dyanne Thorne (Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS), as his front-loaded Fairy Godmother); and über-uddered milkmaid Uschi Digard (Supervixens, Kentucky Fried Movie) as luscious Lilly.

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FAIRY TALES (1978)

The team behind the sexed-up '77 Cinderella returns a year later with an entire anthology of eroticized bedtime favorites. Fairy Tales is an all-singing, all-dancing, all-stripping, all-nipping romp with Angela Aames (H.O.T.S.) as not-so-little Bo Peep, Lindsay Freeman (Young Lady Chatterley) as Jack's Jill, Anne Gaybis (Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me) as Snow White, and all-time great scream queen Linnea Quigley (Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Demons) as a decidedly wide-awake Sleeping Beauty.

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