Hope you don't get airsick, because there's a new service that will help you and your lover reach for the clouds and take flight in a Love Jet that follows in the grand tradition of the Love Train and Love Shack.
According to Laughing Squid (link below), "Love Cloud is a Las Vegas-based airline service founded by Andy Johnson that allows people to book 'discreet' sight-seeing flights that allow passengers to get as frisky as they like in the back of a modified Cessna 421 Golden Eagle. Love Cloud offers those looking to join the 'mile high club' both daytime and nighttime trips around Las Vegas."
This may be just what your struggling relationship needs to take it to the next level. A bit of thruster power to help the thruster and please the thrustee. Strap yourself in, put your seat into recline and ask your love one, "Coffee, tea or me?"
Their answer may surprise you.
We do have a couple of questions for the Love Cloud: Do the flights come with dirty movies? Will the pilot chime in with their Chuck Yeager-like voiceover giving a blow-by-blow of our blow-by-blows? Can we check our luggage or carry it on? We have a lot of "equipment" we use when making love.
And can we continue the action with a skydive? Get back to us on that, okay?
Alex "Voodoo" Torres and Hope Howell.
Via Laughing Squid